Friday, June 05, 2020

Minefield






- You sunk my battleship!! -

Everyone loves the Battleships board game, so here is Minefield by Donald Campbell, which is a PD game based on the idea. Only this time we're driving tanks across a minefield made from 64 square tiles. Our opponent is your beloved Atari ST, who is trying to do the same and the one with the most through wins!

There are three difficulty levels, with the first being "Dead Easy", which makes your ST appear rather dumb, and it fails to learn from its mistakes. The second level is "Quite Easy" and marginally better. Then "Intelligent", which is the most fun and even uses its cannon to locate mines. Sounds like fun, right?

It sure does! So, let's take a gander at a screenshot before we carry on reading...



As you can see, I shot the square ahead to reveal a mine. Wow, that was a close call. Phew :)




- Play The Game -

We begin each game by placing five mines secretly on your opponent's board (the ST will do the same). Each player takes turns to safely guide a tank from one edge of their board to the other. We play by selecting a square from along the bottom row. Our tank can only move upwards or diagonally upwards. Once a square tile is used, it’s removed from play. Of course, this is obvious and will also restrict your options later on.

To help locate enemy mines, use your cannon and fire at any tile. The explosion will either result in a face or a skull: a smiley face means the tile is clean and free to use. However, if you see a skull, then stay clear, otherwise it's instant death - and for the duration of the game. Both players repeatedly take turns until no tanks remain, and the one who safely returns home is the winner. Gameplay is simple and easy-peasy to learn!

Clever people are still here, as they don't care about flashy graphics! Let's see a screenshot...


Sometimes the computer shoots itself in the foot thanks to its earlier decisions.




- Graphics & Sounds -

Visually, this game will blow your socks off!! I'm talking 200+ colours, 50fps scrolling and all in overscan. Okay, okay, there's nothing like that, but a game like this needs nothing more than to be functional. The board is basic but clear, the faces are cute, and the skulls look cheap, but I don't care. Nor should you.

I wasn't expecting much in the audio dept and that's exactly what I got. The old YM chip struggles, as I fear Donald wasn't much of a musician. There are a few basic effects, but it's pretty lame, and the tanks sound like a wasp is trapped in a spider's web. Not good. However, just like amateur graphics, it doesn't matter.

Fancy aesthetics are nice but never necessary, so let's take a look at a screenshot...



...but, as you can see, we humans aren't too clever either. Sigh!




- The CryptO'pinion -


This game is superb fun, but it's not perfect, and I have a couple of quibbles. For example, it's a massive shame that there's no support for two players. Also, I'm not convinced about its three difficulty levels, especially when watching the computer make some terrible mistakes. Also, the 8x8 grid layout is restricting and can leave both players with zero options towards the end, even though a couple of tanks might remain.

It's time I stopped being an idiot and remembered this isn't a commercial release. Technically rubbish, yet here I am about to explain why you should play Minefield. It's all about gameplay, and I’ve played dozens of battles and loved every moment!! Minefield is one of the most enjoyable "PD" games I have ever played.

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Shadowlands





Brace yourself for an epic adventure!

I've just downloaded an iPhone app that claims to scan photos/boxes and will fix the alignment angles and other funky stuff. Why am I telling you this? Well, everything you see within our Box Art section was taken using my phone's camera, which means trying my best to get the angles just right! In fact, that's almost impossible with these shaky hands of mine, so I would often take 500 snaps just to get that one decent photo...

Well, no more because I have finally caught up with the rest of the world and started to use Google's Photoscan. This appears to do everything I need and very quickly too, so I thought I'd begin with Shadowlands, which I purchased a couple of years ago (btw, you really should click that link and read all about the game). In fact, this RPG is astounding and one of the best games I have ever featured. I'm delighted to own it!

What do ya' think about the box above? I believe it's actually very good, and it took mere seconds without any shaky hands getting in the way to ruin it. Anyhow, check out what else we have inside the box...


The back of the box is superb and would have tempted the gamer to empty his wallet to buy it!


Should I post this? I wonder what would happen if I did or would the postman just bin it lol


The manual is nothing short of superb and stuffed with helpful information. Read it!!


And finally, here are the floppies which complete what a 90s gamer would have got for this cash.