Thursday, February 22, 2018

Supa Zazai Da!

Super... what?

Supa Zazai Da is another Gamopat conversion by Templeton, the same genius who graced us with the stupendous Crash Time Plumber so I couldn't wait to get my grubby mitts on his latest work after reading the superb review by ST Graveyard on Atari Legend. Sadly, I admit to being more than a little disappointed with it because I failed to play more than a handful of - frustrating - games before rebooting my ST in disappointment.

Now, I'll never knock anything powered by Maria Whittaker (yeah!) but this game is rock solid. It felt far too difficult!! And having only the one life certainly didn't help, especially when the enemy can fill the entire screen with bullets! Yep, this is certainly a wolf in sheep's clothing and seemed like a bad joke. I was genuinely gutted...

Trust me, this game will destroy you and all your expectations for success!

Don't judge a book by its cover

I later returned and anxiously grabbed my creaky old joystick, determined, but expecting the battle of my [retro gaming] life. After many embarrassing failures, I eventually beat the first hoard of cute nasties and somehow even gained extra points thanks to the green particles. But how I managed to dodge the enemy's bullets felt like a personal achievement!! The clue is how you navigate through the cloud of bullets, it's easier than you might think...

However, the big scary boss instantly gave me a good drubbing and I was greeted with the Game Over screen once again. I defeated him on my next nerve-racking attempt and was close to tears with ecstatic joy!! Once the second level begins you realise there's a familiar and repetitive pattern so I hammered it home and battled my way onto the third and fourth levels, with relative ease. What a massive learning curve - but it can be conquered!!

However, nobody said those bosses would be easy. Especially when they can fire so much!!

Pixels and Sonics

The visuals scroll along at an ultra-smooth 50fps but it's the outrageously cute sprites from a wide variety of games which everyone will adore. Your computer will require a Blitter coprocessor which is not a problem for the Atari STe and Falcon but the original ST models might be outta luck - unless you have a later revision or a Mega ST.

Musically, Supa Zazai is fantastic but also very different depending on your hardware: unnerving chip rattles the ST player whereas the STe gets exhilarating streamed audio. As instructed, pump up the volume!

50fps action through and just look at that huge sprite. Impressive, to say the least!!

The CryptO'pinion?

What a journey!! And nothing like I first imagined yet it lived up to all my expectations. Arcade fans are going to drool over the keyboards when playing this - it's fast, fun, thrilling and so addictive. Supa Zazai Da is an exhilarating shoot 'em up with gorgeous aesthetics and I hope Templeton has many more games are planned!

Download Supa Zazai Da! via AtariMania.
Go on, I dare ya!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Mario's Quest

Mario's Quest was released in 1993 by Dean Sharples of Silly Software and is basically a Hunchback clone. However, this time we're an unofficial clone of that ridiculous Italian plumber but the gameplay remains pretty much the same. The screens feature lots of tricky jumps, pesky platforms or annoying arrows trying to kill you.

I adore the humble visuals which use a cool 8-Bit design and the music is superb too. However, the controls are far too sensitive so judging exactly where a platform ends - without falling to your death - is nigh on impossible.

Sadly, Mario's Quest one of the most frustrating games I have played. An infuriating platformer!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Fractal Landscape Generator

It's time to be creative!

Fractal Landscape Generator was developed by David Billington who gave us an opportunity to develop mountainous worlds. Now, it's worth stopping to read the doc file on the disk before you do anything else - because there is an excellent mini-guide included. I know, I know, nobody reads the manual... but you should this time!

Making a brand new rugged landscape is extremely easy thanks to the fantastic user interface. Not only that, but results can be produced and viewed very quickly, even on an 8MHz computer. Thankfully, the program made great use of my 16MHz Mega STe which is superb and the versatile speeds of Hatari will be a huge bonus!

The 3D part was initially difficult to grasp but don't give up - keep on tinkering and you'll grasp it. Once you're happy, you can then add light-shading, alter various colour parameters, and increase the detail level. Heck, you can even animate a fly-by through your newly created world.

Dabbling in 16-Bit creation was fun and it's impressive to see what wonders I could knock out and to think I found it by chance: Floppyshop ART-3647. It's a nice feeling to find something "new" and this is a great program to get started in fractal landscaping. Give it a go and let me know what you think in the comments below! Enjoy...

- My Own MEGA STE Creations -

Friday, February 16, 2018

Astro Marine Corps

Creepy ass monsters are coming!

Sometimes a game doesn't need a longwinded storyline, cunning puzzles or life-sucking RPG elements. Sometimes all you want is a huge mother of a weapon (with unlimited ammo of course) and lots of baddies in need of urgent annihilation. Be happy because Dinamic's AMC fits the bill with lots of gratifyingly brutal violence!

This multi-level scrolling shoot 'em up involves nothing more than walking grim alien landscapes to hammer down the fire button and kill everything in sight. Upgradeable weapons use a directional-firing technique and our marine can also crouch and leap high into the air with wiggly legs. We are also equipped with powerful bombs, which are needed when the main gun isn't effective... Hmm, perhaps you should drop a few into the crater?

The aliens are an obscene bunch of misfits ranging from man-eating plants to mechanoids that even Robocop would run away from. Don't get too close to the unassuming caterpillars, these will suddenly grow in size - and teeth!! I think AMC has some of the best enemies ever and the monstrously huge Guardian proves it.

Technically, AMC could have been better and I got a distinct whiff of a rushed port: the scrolling could have been more energetic, landscapes look unfinished, but the joystick controls are excellent. However, it is awkward reaching for the keyboard to throw a bomb - especially when mechanoids are chasing. Sigh, with a bit of spit and polish...

Overall, AMC is crude and predictable but it's also thoroughly entertaining with great baddies, crunchy sound effects and tons of action. I loved being an Astro Marine because it's fantastic killing alien scumbags. Superb!!

Waste no more time and install AMG onto your hard drive or grab the floppies.
Also, Stonish has a couple of great Menu disks: Dodgysoft #81 and Flame Of Finland #25.


Even the plant life is out to get you in this crazy game so watch out where you walk!!

Awe look everyone it's a strange little worm... No... Wait... ARGHHH it's growing!!

This thingamabob is absolutely superb. Look at the detail in his eyes and teeth. Love it!!

AMG has some huge monsters but the bosses are even bigger. This beast is ginormous!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2018


Jake is a rather odd-looking fella who exterminates bugs in his fantastic fantasy world of weird. However, this is as much as I currently know - because I've never played it before! Verminator's graphics are jaw-dropping so my first play lasted mere seconds before I wanted to write this piece for our new PixelArt section.

Actually, Verminator is granted VIP access because of Nigel Brownjohn's outstanding artistry. He used incredibly bold colours using fine attention to detail for the sprites and backgrounds. This has to be one of the most gorgeous 16-Bit games created so perhaps I take time to play it? Yes, I think so too... Watch this space!

8BitChip has the hard drive version and Old Games Finder has access to the floppies.
Trusteft recorded a video last year and seemed pretty much impressed by this beautiful game.

Verminator took my breath away when I first booted it up. Ohh, look at the sexy colours!

Ignoring the detail and colour, this reminds me of the Wally games on my Spectrum.

Hang on, is that a hammer? Let's beat the enemy like a psycho!!

Nigel Brownjohn knew how to use the palette to get the most from low-res. Impressive.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Gribnif Software

Today is a great day!!

Dan Wilga has kindly released NeoDesk and Geneva as freeware and both of these incredible products can be downloaded from the Gribnif website. I have quickly run through a test installation (using Hatari) which worked without a hitch. So next, I need to get my Mega STe installed with this amazing operating system and its funky desktop. What a fantastic opportunity this is so please don't forget to donate whatever you can.

Let me know what you guys think of this in the comments below. I'd love to see your NEO/desktops too!


Sunday, February 11, 2018

Killing Machine

Killing Machine is a vertically scrolling shooter by Atlantis Software and released in 1992. We're on a remote planet controlled by a giant brain who identifies you (and your sassy spaceship) as nothing less than an invading bacteria. Vermin, that needs to be wiped out!! The battlefield spans over three levels and is stuffed full of kamikaze enemies out for blood - so don't expect a cakewalk because it demands lightning-fast reactions. And plenty of luck.

The first thing that struck me was the graphics which are uniquely colourful using a sweet palette. The smooth scrolling is slow and steady with impressive enemy sprites zipping across the screen. Sound effects go beyond mere bleeps for some rather raspy samples. Okay, they're not the greatest but the grunge works well.

Killing Machine is brutal and requires lots of practice before you begin to get close to beating the first level. This is a painful learning curve but collecting the power-ups and learning the enemy attack patterns is a must. Don't die a suckers death! Overall, this is a darn nice shoot 'em up and I've really enjoyed it. Recommended.

Stonish has the floppy disks (Pure Energy #53) and 8BitChip has a version for hard disk installation.
AtariMania has this listed in their archive along with scans of the instructions manual.

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Rambo III

Rambo III was released by Ocean Software and is an overhead shoot 'em up not too dissimilar to other "Gauntlet" games like Into The Eagle's Nest. I'm incredibly excited to finally own my own copy which I proudly add in AtariCrypt's Box Art section thanks to the tremendous Hollywood artwork. This is also one of few that has both a great front and back cover so I decided to take a piccy of both and double-up on our love for movie legend Sly Stallone!

Sly is our musclebound action hero and is about to infiltrate a Soviet base which has Colonel Trautman held captive. Our mission spans over three levels and the first being the rescue before fleeing for our escape in an over-head game similar to a Gauntlet. The final part is a shooting gallery stage that feels a little like an Op.Wolf.

I can't help but admire this superb screen. Yes, it is superb.

Okay, we're in. Grab your knife because it's time to kick ass!!

Gameplay style on the first two levels is the same. Ironically, you shouldn't run around pretending to be just like Johnny Rambo - this will get you killed! Instead, carefully explore the complex and look for the best route through and any useful items like health, ammo and Infra-Red goggles to detect otherwise invisible boobytraps!

Enemies occupy each room but they feel more like automated drones than the Soviet elite as they robotically patrol back and forth. I imagine these guys also suffer tunnel-vision because they are completely unaware of your presence until you stumble directly in their line of sight. If that happens, an alarm sounds and nearby soldiers begin attacking - but at least you have an awesome health meter! An idea which looks kinda familiar ;) Don't be put off by these silly soldiers because it actually works well to distinguish itself from being a mere Gauntlet clone.

I love the careful tactics that are needed - so play more like the real US Army Special Forces instead of the fake Hollywood claptrap. My only quibbles are trying to memorise the humungous map size. It's easy to lose your bearings plus each room will be blindly entered so try and learn where the soldier's patrol otherwise those Ruskies will gang up to give Sly a good kicking. This is what brings me onto pick-ups, there should be more health packs!

Tread carefully because most rooms are heavily guarded with many tunnelled-vision soldiers!

These guys will patrol back and forth so be slow and make sure you don't set off the alarms.

Graphically, Rambo has a pretty place to covertly explore - perhaps too loud and colourful? There is no scrolling, which is a shame, but this might actually give a close and more confined-feeling - which I prefer. I love the sprites and their movements reminding me of a certain WWII shooter!! Music is gorgeous and suits the gameplay.

I understand why Rambo III failed to capture the hearts of most reviewers back in the day. It's Marmite so you'll either love or hate it but I think it's a belting game albeit with the niggles mentioned above. It's not Gauntlet so use a stealthy approach and prepare thyself to spend many hours sneaking about and mapping the level.

Tear your shirt off and grab Rambo 3 on floppy from either Stonish or Old Games Finder (Automation #47). And for those weirdos who don't enjoy making their own maps: Speccy Screenshot Maps / Hall Of Light.

The back of the box is absolutely awesome. Gotta love Sly!!

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Atari ST

My new Atari ST merch!

I have just received my latest "Atari Games" mug by Peter Jørgensen (Enduro Racer / YMT). No, they're not all the same, just scroll down for the reverse side, below. These cups are superb and it's so kind of Peter to send me these. The mouse mat was a gift from my mate Tom, another ST nutter. Both Peter and Tom made the ZombieCrypt mug - probably because the slideshow I released last year was so awesome? Hmm, probably not lol.

There's now't better than suppin' coffee from an Atari ST mug. Hmm, which one shall I use? :-)

Monday, February 05, 2018


First-person killing time!

KillThings, by Orm of Digi Tallis, is a 3D first-person shoot 'em up in a similar vein to something like Wolfenstein. Alas, it was never finished, but it is playable and I'm impressed by the speed of the engine which is fast and fluent. What is cool is the mapping screen which works just like the one seen in Doom!!

Sadly, there is no sound and little to do other than wandering stark corridors looking for a bug-eyed stickman to kill. Still, the potential is staggering when you think about what's completed for this development release. I wonder how it might have ended? Oh, there is a level editor if you're feeling bravely creative? Go on, I dare ya!

The mapping tool works like a dream much like in Doom!
Why not design your own levels using the editor?

The CryptO'pinion?

KillThings was never going to replace Wolfenstein or Substation but I'm fascinated by oddities like this. Plus I'm impressed with the hopes and dreams of what this developer wanted to create back in the day... But that makes it worse when these ideas die before being completed. The 'readme' explains a great deal...

But fear not, at least we have this demo which is rather neat and certain shows what might have been if completed. It's rather cool and can be downloaded from their website, along with the level editor and much more.

Sunday, February 04, 2018


When my hard disk decided to kick the bucket I replaced it with an Ultrasatan. Built like a tank and incredibly versatile but it's (obviously) silent - my old hard drive sounded like a Vulcan Bomber!! Of course, I could have gone down the CosmosEx/Gotek route but I would rather attempt open-heart surgery than risk breaking my Atari ST.

But what about games?? Don't worry, there are alternatives thanks to Peter's Floppy Image Runner program which actually works out surprisingly well as a virtual Gotek. Also, he has adapted hundreds of games to run directly off this device which acts just like a typical hard drive. Believe me, it's so cool and works perfectly.

Yep, I sure love my Ultrasatan which is a superb clump of hardware and one I cannot recommend highly enough. So visit Lotharek's website for more information and lots of other goodies - get yourself one of these beasts!!

Friday, February 02, 2018

Goin' Down With The Captain

Come back!! This is a cracking game...

Goin' Down With The Captain was developed in GFA Basic by Terry King of Ninth Wave Software and must have one of the silliest titles since those robot monsters invaded our screens! Okay, imagine yourself as the unlucky cabinboy onboard a sinking ship running around looking for all the lifebuoys and it's all in a race against the clock.

Collecting the lifebuoys is easy but you will need to venture deep into the waters to find most because they are all scattered about the ship. Fetch them back to their hangers up on the top deck but you are only able to carry a maximum of two at a time and later levels will require multiple trips into Poseidon's realm.

Leaky pipes, rising water and now a crab has spotted sent us to heaven, ala Monty Mole!

This ain't no killing gameshow!

The flooding is constantly rising thanks to leaky pipes spurting out water. Thankfully, these can be patched with a sticky plaster and some decks have pump levers help reduce water levels. Flooded decks can still be accessed if you hold your breath and use the air bubbles to top-up your oxygen supply. Any treasures you find are yours to keep but beware of snippy crabs roaming the lower decks who are itching to nip at your toes.

The joystick controls are incredible with responsive movements and no learning curve. Using the levers is an entertaining moment that brought back memories of Decathlon albeit waggling up & down!!

Some levels are a little more puzzling with lifebuoys hidden behind locked doors...

Cheap & cheerful

The graphics aren't exactly at a Bitmap Bros standard but they do their job good enough, albeit with the occasional slowdown. Music and sound effects are made from low-quality fuzzy samples which I didn't care for.

Audio is in stereo on the Atari STe but I'd much rather have heard the crisp YM chip over poor samples any day. Yes, that is really picky of me but samples aren't good if they sound bad with a low frequency too. Hence, why many chiptunes are timeless compared to many MODs. Flame me all you like but it's true.

Remember, not every door needs to be unlocked - so use your keys wisely before you drown!

The CryptO'pinion?

This is an oddball game with an amateur-feel throughout but it's also fantastic fun. Ignore the bland visuals and the fuzzy audio because the gameplay is top-notch and that's what matters, right? I think Going Down With The Captain is a great platformer, very challenging, addictive and one of the best PD games there is.

Goin' Down With The Captain can be downloaded via AtariMania