Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Sleeping Gods Lie

A game of fields and stones

You're on Tessera, a world once rich but now suffering famine, disease, and a crime wave that only Robocop could fix. Their god, N'Gnir, strangely seems to be in slumber so it's your mission to find him, wake him up, and put an end to all the madness. It won't be easy because you must battle your way through the numerous different lands and each has eight kingdoms. This game is huge so pack some butties because it's unlikely you will be home for tea...

We begin from the comfort of our own castle which looks impressive from the outside but rather sparsely decorated within. Leaving here reveals the strange chaotic world with most of its populous being completely barmy. Almost all encounters feature a pebble fight to the death without any purpose and these brawls are all too frequent!

From the outside, your home looks awesome but inside it's obviously furnished by a guy...

A game with character

Thankfully, a few characters are normal and these are the guys you should take the time to talk to for helpful information. As the box says, this isn't just an adventure game and is full to the brim with action and basic puzzles within a curious new world. There are many puzzles to be completed such as feeding a giant critter with mouldy cheese. These aren't brain-blasters and the information you acquire will soon fall into place if you talk to the right people. Oh, and look out for the rather odd level guardians...

The first-person engine is fast but the landscapes are sparse with distant objects being nothing more than fuzzy pixels - until close. The title music is chiptune magic but in-game sound effects are as sparse as the landscapes. Controls are perfect - mouse looks or moves but do also use the keyboard for a fantastic combination (not seen in the video). Hint, pressing F3 allows you to run rather than walk and I found this to be the greatest benefit.

This ain't a peaceful land and most love to start fights by throwing pebbles like a child!!

That pixelated mess is the first guardian but the second is freakishly cute (and hungry)

The CryptO'pinion?

Sleeping Gods Lie has some very interesting ideas but it's not perfect and the weird battles are initially funny but soon wear thin. However, things get better once you've found the slingshot. For an adventure, the character integration should have been more inclusive, but often fails to entertain and feels like it was added at the last hour.

Overall, there's no denying this is an enthralling adventure and I loved exploring the lands but was disappointed by the visuals which felt abandoned in content. However, if you have lots of time to set aside, then this is definitely something to dig your heels into over a quiet weekend. Flawed but an enjoyable experience.

Download HDD and FLOPPY.

Saturday, November 14, 2015


Yopaz is a brand new Sokoban puzzler by Cedric Bourse which stars a happy chap who loves to collect stars. It's a GEM program but is slick, very smooth and even features ambient sounds on 4MB Atari STe computers.

It takes place in the vacuum of space, which means following the laws of physics: once Yopaz begins moving, he is committed to travelling in that direction until hitting an object. Stop, think, and take your time because you will need to use the ice blocks to manoeuvre yourself properly to collect all the stars. There are other oddities, like blocks that aren't ice but will instead teleport you out in a different place on the map. Also, there is an advanced mode for those with a sadistic desire to punish their brains even cunning levels - it's a KILLER choice, so be warned!!

Cedric Bourse, aka Orion_ (not Orion), has a website where you can download a playable demo and he is only asking for $4 to purchase the full game. An incredibly cheap asking price for such a brilliant puzzler!

Monday, November 09, 2015


A boot sector program that's useful

Bootsie, a utility by Stefan Krey that writes a boot sector on a floppy to perform nifty system init functions. These are useful for Atari's with a hard drive or those fortunate to own a MSTE, TT or Falcon. By default, my Mega STe boots up in an 8MHz "compatibility mode" which is great for gaming but pretty lame for everything else. After all, the entire boot process from start to end will be a lot slower than it could be if it was running at 16MHz.

Enter Bootsie that can set the processor speed to steroid mode and it will also do lots more cool stuff, such as CPU caching, activate the Blitter chip, 60Hz display, and much more. What a fantastic utility that helps make a computer as zippy as is possible. Download it right now from Atari ST Essential Software List.

Sunday, November 08, 2015


Artillery gaming!

Whilst enjoying my cuppa joe this morning (in my cool Atari ST mug) I stumbled upon a tweet about Ballerburg, an old turn-based artillery game by Eckhard Kruse. This is an ST classic and offers addictive and strategical gameplay to blast our enemy to smithereens and all using basic maths to calculate speed and direction.

However, Ballerburg requires the ability to read German and a monochrome hi-res monitor. But let's be honest, as ST users, we are familiar with translating on the fly plus there are programs that fudge the ST's high-resolution mode. As I type, my Atari STe is running Ballerburg and I'm (trying) to teach our 6-year old daughter the basics... Sadly, that ain't going well and I know she will be an easy victim, so I'm going to destroy her. Muwhahaha!!


 - A download is available via Eckhard Kruse's website and also Ballerburg has a wiki page!
 - I use MonoPack to enable ST High Res on my colour monitor.
 - So, you didn't believe me about my Atari ST mug, uh?

Friday, November 06, 2015

The Immortal

A thinking man's Diablo!

Well, yes and no. We are a wizard who has been asked to help another wizard in a spot of bother. He is called Mordamir and somehow thinks your name is Dunric, which it isn't. Will you still help him? Of course, you will even though we find out that means exploring creepy dungeons infested by hideous nasties.

Are you still feeling brave? Stop. Don't lie. Be absolutely sure before you decide to play this brutal game. Okay, then it's time for clean underwear as we venture forth into the realms of myth, sorcery, and brutal violence!

Feel safe walking around down here? Well, you shouldn't!!

Learn how to battle and defeat your foe. And why not chat to the locals?

Darkness, monsters and traps!

The Immortal is a scrolling isometric adventure set within a creepy labyrinth of unforgiving traps and ghastly horrors. In fact, it's these characteristics that will torment even the most experienced adventurer and you will most definitely witness the bloodiest of deaths. This isn't a game you can complete quickly as its design dictates a need for a determined player. And one who will fall victim to many gruesome deaths to learn the ropes.

Lurking within the labyrinth are trolls, goblins and lots of other scary creatures with some have exquisite names, like The Shades. These you encounter early and are a life form that hides in the darkness, only casting a faint shadow under a firelight. Are you scared yet? You should be, this game is callous and ruthless.

There's a certain prince in Persia that would love one of these!!

Watch your step!

You will die and die and die!

Each room is unique and has its own battles, treasures, and pitfalls - so think first, be vigilant and always on your guard. The good news is that you can often avoid a confrontation by being stealthy, but brave warriors can always use their weapon or even conjure magic spells to beat their foe. Expect your endurance to be tested to the full by each level's cruel traps which are often hidden. Argghh, there so many bloodthirsty traps!

Exploration is the key to success, so examine everything that may help later on and learn these rooms. Finally, don't forget to rest, if you see a straw bed then take the time for forty winks, gain a little health and maybe even an enlightening dream. There is no save function instead, the successful wizards are awarded level passwords. Yes, this might seem disappointing but it forces you to tread carefully, thus making a knowledgeable adventurer.

Even the monsters appear to hate each other!

I'm going for a boat ride - whitewater madness style!!

The CryptO'pinion?

The Immortal is a groundbreaker due to a gripping storyline, eerie atmospheric and captivating deeds. Mix that in with both RPG and arcade elements and it's apparent why I love this game. An extremely excellent game offering hours of agonising pleasure as you uncover its secrets. The Immortal is cruel yet so highly addictive!!

Download for floppy or hard drive.

Thursday, November 05, 2015

Rana Rama

We. Are. A. Frog...

Most action games have you playing as something cool, like a wizard or a warrior or perhaps even a Hollywood hero with a deadly automated weapon that never runs out of ammo. Well, not so with Ranarama. You're a novice magician called Mervyn who has accidentally turned himself into a frog? That's right, you're a frog!

Wizards have invaded and brought with them a horde of monsters who killed everyone, although luckily they ignored this unassuming frog. So it's time for you to leggit and deal a hefty dose of revenge on these evil beings! Played through an overhead view, you crawl a dungeon battling the minion slaves of the powerful wizards.

Take time to check out your foe and find out who you're battle against. And look at the artwork!!

An amphibian gauntlet?

First impressions are of another action-packed Gauntlet clone and, although it looks aesthetically similar, it's quite different. Beginning in the upper area of this 8-level dungeon you must kill the baddies and defeat the wizards. Interestingly, only the places you have explored are visible and the baddies themselves are only seen when you’re within the same room. This makes entering new rooms an anxious moment and who knows what surprises lurk!

Monsters come in various scary shapes and sizes, starting with the humble Dwarf (I love those) leading up to the mighty Gargoyles. All can be killed with increasing efforts and wizards need to be defeated in a Countdown-style sub-game that has you rearranging letters to form the word "Ranarama". It's not easy and later wizards are very tricky, but once won, he dies and leaves behind his rune goodies.

Magic plays its part in Ranarama and can be a little confusing at first but good ‘ol Mervyn has four categories at his disposal: offensive, defensive, effect and other powers. All movement and monster hits will reduce energy but fear not because you can cast a spell or collect the energy cells which are frequently available. Finally, use the floor-based glyphs to activate special features like a map, status and casting powerful spells.

As you can see, the rooms are displays only when explored which is kinda neat.


The graphics are superb with fine attention to detail, great use of colour and the sprites are beautiful. Also, I love how each screen isn't instantly viewable until you've actually explored that region. This is a great idea and makes the journey far more interesting because you have no idea what's around the corner.

The in-game Sound effects are very good with music is by Dave J. Rogers, he of Exolon and Zynaps fame so absolutely superb. Proving once again chipmusic will live on forever. Ranarama was one of the first Atari ST games (that I owned anyhow) to feature speech, thus I adore that fuzzy girl speaking. It's brilliant!

I love the red eyes of Mr Froggy and each tiny character has fascinating attention to detail.

The CryptO'pinion?

If you're expecting another run of the mill Gauntlet clone then you will probably be disappointed. Ranarama is very different and offers a long-term mix of arcade action with other hints of role-playing whilst we venture through its cunning levels. It's difficult but very rewarding so expect lots of late nights in if you're brave enough to accept this challenge? Overall, an utterly fantastic Atari ST game once again by legends Hewson.

The best download from 8BitChip (hard drive)
Old Games Finder should suffice for floppy dudes!

Tuesday, November 03, 2015


Unreversable demo (2013) by M.E.C for Atari ST
Credits : bob_er (code) | Dhor (music) | gwEm (code/music)

I came across this rather mesmerising demo the other night on Demozoo and I just had to record it. Unreversable is an ASCII art sensation accompanied with a funk and dunk of ace chipmusic for an outstanding experience. Perhaps most amazing is that it's only 64kb, quite incredible... I hope you enjoy it as much as I did?

Unreversable is by a group of talented 8Bit'ers called Masters Of Electric City.
 (creators of Unbeatable - a monochrome Atari ST demo!!)