r0x

Asteroids?

Set within deep space, you are Commander Perez, who humorously finds himself alone in uncharted space during a meteor storm. R0x was released in 2009 by NoExtra / RGCD and programmed by YMRockerz's Nicolas Flandin (Tomchi). It may look like an Asteroids, but it's not. It's an Atari STe game that requires quick reactions to pilot your spacecraft through a continuously hectic asteroid field. This is a game of dodge and scrape!

Before you load it up - make sure you read the storyline within the 'Readme' file included in the download. What a brilliant read and it had me laughing at loud. It's superb!!

Hang on, this isn't Asteroids!

Yeah, this isn't the arcade shooter that I first imagined. Instead, it's an avoid 'em that requires skill and careful timing to skim past hundreds of rocks zooming down your screen. It may sound simple, but the rocks are flying furiously at great speeds and range from iddy-biddy stones to huge planet killers. There is a distance counter at the top/right of the screen that indicates how long you need to survive before the level ends.

The longer you last, the faster the rocks move - many zooming diagonally - and intent on squashing you into pieces. Your ship is equipped with smart bombs to zap the local area when things get too hair-raising. This also offers a brief moment to rest from the rocky onslaught, but it's not long before they're back!

This is different. I like different!

A range of bonuses is available for daring pilots to collect - letters that spell out "EXTRA" for another life, but watch out for the fakes, especially the blue one, which inverts your controls! You shall see Treasure Rocks, these look different from the rest and offer up points should you bump into them. There are even teeny cosmonauts floating helplessly in space, just itching to be rescued - a lot harder than you imagine!

Skilled pilots can scrape their ship alongside any rock for a hike in bonus points, but the risk of being obliterated makes this a dangerous job. Interestingly, co-op is supported for those lucky enough to have friends or, like me, a gullible 7-year-old opponent who is eager to be my next victim!! This game mode also involves dodging more of those space rocks, but with the added incentive to rescue 20 astronauts for the win.

For such a humble game the graphics are fantastic with beautiful colours and smooth movements by C-Rem, Heavy Stylus, and Templeton. Audio is the bee's knees with utterly fantastic chiptunes by Crazy_Q, TomChi, and DMA-SC. I will fight anybody that dares to disagree with me!!

The CryptO'pinion?

Shoot 'em up fans might be disappointed that R0X isn't ... well ... a shoot 'em up! No, it's a game of avoidance, I guess. It's straightforward and easy to pick up and play, but tough to master. Each level becomes progressively challenging, and I guarantee it's nowhere near as easy as you imagine. The rock-scraping mechanics add to the appeal and longevity. R0x is unexpectedly different and tremendously addictive!

The latest version is available from RGCD along with everything else. Additionally, a secret menu is unlocked when your high score beats 800,000. Easy, right? Send in your screenshots. I thought so! :p