Blasteroids

Boring old asteroids again?

Blasteroids builds on the classic Asteroids formula. You pilot a lone starfighter, navigating hostile sectors filled with tumbling space rocks and aggressive aliens.  It’s the same old story: the galaxy is overrun with rocks that need smashing to smithereens. These rocks come in all shapes and sizes, and some are downright strange, like popcorn rocks that inflate before freezing. Then there are red rocks that leave behind crystals to conveniently recharge your shield. It's rehashing the old favourite, so are you ready for more rock blasting?

I hope so because this is frantic, and we're not alone as aliens frequently rear their ugly heads! These should be killed quickly to reveal a range of nifty power-ups - such as a double shot or the impressive Ripstar.

Let's pause the pointless chitter-chatter with some screenshots...

Who ya gonna be? Quite the selection for different gamers.

But how tough are ya? Come on, be brave and don't wimp out on me now!!

It's all rocks and aliens!

Blasteroids is divided into segments, each further subdivided into smaller sectors. Completing these unlocks a gruesome End Of Level Boss - the monstrous Mukor! Your ship boasts upgradeable weapons, a powerful shield, and the ability to transform. Once all the rocks are pulverised, a transporter whisks you away to the next sector. Don’t be disappointed. How else could they enhance Asteroids without overcomplicating it?

After clearing all sectors, you’ll finally face Mukor, a festering evil entity who launches miniature spaceships from his tentacles. My tip: shoot these first. Then watch him scuttle away like a cowardly, bloated coward. I genuinely enjoyed our battles; they’re fun without being impossibly difficult. It's not often you can say that!

This game is superb and features cool graphics I admire. Wanna see some screenshots...

Attacks from all angles and tremendous BAM BAM BAM fun!!

Asteroids, but with flashy backgrounds and colourful pixels? You are a cynic!!

Joyslick action?

The controls are excellent and responsive. Rotate the ship with left/right, up to thrust, and keep slamming the fire button to shoot anything rocky. It’s predictable, but gravity and momentum affect performance. Don’t worry, your shield will help to compensate for any poor piloting skills – not that I have any, ahem.

Pulling back on the joystick transforms your ship into one of three different models: the agile Speeder, the well-armed Fighter or the burly Warrior. Best of all, friends can join in at any time with impressive cooperative two-player support. This is a superb feature you shouldn’t overlook - I can’t stress it enough!

Fantastic stuff, right? Well, it's time to stop reading and see some cool screenshots...

The gravitational effect between sectors is superb...

...and then it's more rock-blasting again!

Aesthetics

The graphics are stunning, transforming what was once a visually stark experience into something truly captivating. The beautifully animated rocks rolling through space are a highlight, while the enemy ships are superb. All other sprites are large, detailed, and well-animated. Interestingly, the backgrounds are four-coloured, but this is hardly noticeable due to their clever design and impressive artistic flair, which I admire.

Unfortunately, the audio disappoints with lame bleep-bleep sound effects instead of samples. The ST would have easily handled that for a game like this. The music is also a bit of a letdown as it quickly becomes repetitive. Thankfully, this can be switched off, but it only emphasises the inadequate sound effects.

Looks fantastic, but sounds poor. Can't have it all, eh? Let's view some screenshots...

Shoot!! Kill!! Destroy everything!! <insert evil laugh>

BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! So-much-fun!!

The CryptO'pinion?

This is a fantastic conversion, though a few minor niggles detract from its otherwise great rock-smashing experience. Asteroid purists might not appreciate the changes, but keep an open mind; this game is incredibly fun. Ignoring the sound effects, they’ve done their best to elevate the genre without adding unnecessary bloatware. I love this game a bunch, so take the time to play this outstanding BLASTER!!

Download for hard drive

and floppy disk

Oh yeah, baby!!! I own this beauty :-)

Atari logos

Having zero artistic flair means I need to cheat whenever I fancy changing the website logo. Thankfully, I've found a couple of free websites that offer fancy text-generating tools, so I figured it would be nice to share today's experimentations. Take a look at Picture To People & FlamingText to design your own.

I've included a few logos that can be downloaded from my Dropbox account. These actually double as great wallpapers and are best when centred, not stretched or tiled. I hope this bundle will give you some ideas to create something cool. I'm always looking for an ST-inspired website logo - can anyone help??

Legends Of Valour

Swashbuckle in first-person

Legends of Valour is one of the last Atari ST games that I bought before the shop shelves started to be filled with PC/console games. I remember that it received relatively favourable reviews, with its first-person engine getting lots of praise for a 16-bit computer. Personally, I loved it and was smitten by its storyline, depth and longevity, not to mention playing in what felt like a cross between Wolfenstein and Dungeon Master!

Our journey begins in the city of Mitteldorf in search of our cousin, Sven. He previously set out to find his fortune and is now missing - what an idiot. It's been far too long since anybody heard from him, and thus, our adventure begins. The storyline is a little lame, but it leads you into a world fresh and full of strife.

Begin by designing your appearance, including clothing and armament. This means you can choose to be human, dwarf or elf, and each type offers a different gameplay style and alternative outcomes. Select hair, eyes, nose and so on to create your demi-god or perhaps your character will end up looking like a freak?

Note: ignore my poor capture above, as the game moves smoothly. Let's see a screenshot...

It isn't long until somebody nice and welcoming pops up to greet us, as a new traveller.

Get lost ...in an amazing world!

Once you're dandy, enter the city and heed the advice from the local who pops up for a chat. I would advise you to take the time to explore and familiarise yourself with your surroundings, because this is such a massive place and you will need the necessary amenities, like safe lodgings, income, beer to sup, and grub to nosh. Yes, it's pen & paper time! Think of this game like your new virtual world, and be prepared.

Mitteldorf is a fortress city, populated with interesting characters, secretive guilds, curious places, and even a labyrinth of dungeons hidden underground. Of course, these are waiting to be explored, but be careful because you might not like what you find down there. Tip: your cousin wrote a letter which explains his story. Perhaps it might feature hidden clues that could help you out along this quest. Heck, you never know?

All exploration is through a first-person engine not too dissimilar to a shooter like Wolfenstein with fully texture-mapped graphics - a testament to what our 16-bit computer can knock out. The display can be configured in three sizes: small to large. Any ST will perform well, but the largest setting needs 16MHz.

Initially, the interface is scary due to the number of icons, but it soon becomes easy to use. Wandering the city is feasible using the GUI's icons, but it can become laborious due to the immense size of the play area, so a right-click will activate mouse control to unlock its full potential. Which is a tremendous way to explore.

Only some people you meet are nice and helpful. Many are nasty, like this guy...

Wow, there is no need to take that attitude with me. A festering sore? lol excellent!

Chill, relax, chat with the yocals

Legends of Valour isn't something you play for a few short moments; you live it. Life here is open-world, a "sandbox" adventure if you like? You are free to roam and do almost anything you want, day or night. This genre has always been a fascinating concept for me, and, although it's an early example, it works well.

Exploring Mitteldorf is exciting and bursting with fun characters, monsters, temples, stores, taverns, employment and more. I love the Olde English medieval setting, which is portrayed and experienced in real-time, so day and night pass by with their own consequence. All the requirements we have in life exist here: eating, sleeping, health and personal safety when in dodgy locations - especially late at night.

I find refuge (and a few ales) at The Hanged Man tavern. That is always a good idea, but perhaps that's me? Just don't get too tipsy and end up in lockup. Ohhh, yes, this is a game offering massive potential.

Mitteldorf is bursting with places to eat, shop, trade and read messages...

  

Mitteldorf has many interesting places to explore, so don't rush and miss a thing.

Turn over every stone

This game is humongous and not something to play for an hour. Learning the city of Mitteldorf alone can be overwhelming, so make notes and a basic key to complement the official map. So much can be understood by communicating with the citizens - get chatting with them over a beer. Don't forget those strange folk who appear to aimlessly wander the streets. Remember, you're living inside this 'RPG', so experience its world.

Be prepared to defend yourself when set upon by King's faithful knights in shining armour. But even a little old lady can throw a barrage of humorous insults before giving you a good slap, which was rather unexpected. There's only one thing left to do - slap her back!! That's right, why not hit an old lady? Yes, you are limited only by your own evil imagination and fiendish desires. Explore and live this game.

What great advice for such a wondrous place. Also, let's pause for a couple of screenshots...

Arghh!! I've been caught again. I guess I look too dodgy?

 This means I've been thrown down before the King's mercy. Sigh...

The CryptO'pinion?

Legends of Valour is something special and offers a vibrant and exciting place to live a life of intrigue. So many characters, taverns to frequent, secret guilds to master, monster-infested dungeons to plunder, and then there are side quests. As you begin to make progress and delve deeper, you soon realize just how much more potential there is just waiting to be discovered. Heck, I had almost forgotten to search for Sven!

Sadly, nothing is perfect, and I feel Legends of Valour lacks in a couple of areas: the battles could have been executed better, and it's disappointing to discover most buildings are (visually) empty. Also, audio is limited to spot effects, which is a shame considering the number of disks in the box - a few ambient samples or more chippy fx could have improved the atmosphere, especially during the night scenes.

Legends of Valour is incredible and massively enthralling. Allow yourself to get lost in this advantageous world, because there is so much to see and do. One of the best Atari ST games you should play.

Grab the hard drive version by 8BitChip.

Poor old floppy folk should use Atari Legend.

A city map and clue book ... and I had "fun" in October!!