Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Oh No! Not More Radioactive Mineshafts






A simple idea perfectly executed

Not since Rumbo or Hector vs The Mutant Vampire Tomatoes From Hell have I loved a title. I mean, come on, Oh No! Not More Radioactive Mineshafts - how fantastic!! This is a catch 'em style game released by Breakpoint Software (Jon Garry) for the Atari STe and, once again, the 'PD' world comes up trumps.

We are a penguin who has somehow fallen down a mineshaft. To escape, we need to collect colourful blocks which are raining down from above using our heads. Yes, I said using our head!! Before a level begins, we are instructed on the number and type of each block to be nutted by our noggin before a timer expires.

The ones that you miss will fall onto the ground, and these then become radioactive (I presume). And that also means they will slide away to the sides of the screen. Your job is to hop over them without dying, and that's as technical as it gets. Thankfully, there is a password system to skip directly to any level - brilliant!!



Surely I can beat Tony Hart and Les Dennis!!!



Input & Output

Controls are best using a joystick (keyboard sucks). You can move left/right plus hitting the fire button (or pushing upwards) allows you to leap over the radioactive sliding blocks. Right from the start, the gameplay is fast, and I'm impressed with the superbly responsive controls. In fact, they are perfect.

Graphically, these mineshafts aren't half bleak: a black screen with colourful blocks. Okay, the penguin sprite is cute, the palette is always bright and bold for those squares, and everything breezes along at a smooth pace. I love the menus, which are very kaleidoscopically, and something like you would see in a demo!

Audio is where things shine, and throughout are some of the most spectacular tunes by musicians like Tao, Big Alec, Sally of STAX(hello Jon!), Mad Max and Count Zero. All are electrifying and something special.



A password system? Ohh, brillopads!! ^ ^



The CryptO'pinion?

This is a frantic game that I've thoroughly enjoyed - even if it did drive me nuts!! I'm unsure whether it will appeal to everyone, but give it a go because you never know. My only criticism is the lack of a points display, which means you won't know whether you've done enough to progress - until the timer has expired.

Oh No! Not More Radioactive Mineshafts is infuriatingly addictive and will have you screaming at your SC1224 in no time. It is irritating, agonising and yet ever so simple and addictive. An exhilarating game!

Download from AtariMania or
Atari Legend - Pure Energy menu disk [video]

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Dusty Old Disks!






Arghh, floppies everywhere!

I figured it was time to do a little housework. No, not the dusting-and-hoovering kind, because that's a woman's job (the wife just hit me!). Anyhow, I've got zillions of cover disks scattered about the house. Well, over a hundred!! And I can never find the one I want without hunting through this mess. BooHoo, right?

I'm amazed at how many coverdisks were released by magazines like ST Format, ST Review, and ST User. But there are also others: The One, ST/Amiga Format, Computer Express, Zero, and my favourite, ST Action.

Unsurprisingly, most of my disks are by ST Format, with ST User and ST Review following for a close second and third, respectively. I've been playtesting most disks, and I'm shocked to discover that almost everything still works. I have bad sectors on a few ST Format disks, but otherwise, I'm partying like it's 1990.

Hang on, that's how I live my life every day!

As you can imagine, this was quite the trip down memory lane. I've found many games and programs like Recover, Quick ST, Harlekin, K-Graph, That's Write, Cyber Paint, Ani ST, GEMview, Easy Draw, Spectrum 512, loads of CPX modules, etc... In fact, the abundant amount of utilities is most appealing!

A cynic might say, all of these could have been found on the internet!! But where's the fun in that? Come on, what is your cover disk collection like? Do they work? Why not let me know in the comments?

Don't leave just yet, you have screenshots to view and a pile of disks too...


It's hardly classy, but at least they tried to jazz up their disks, unlike other ST mags.


Dungeon Master for free. Almost, but this is a belting game!!


Why have I yet to feature this incredible platformer???


Chronicles Of Omega. Search it right here on AtariCrypt. ST/STe support!



Grr, I found another 12 disks after taking this photo!! (10xSTF / 2xSTR)