No, it means Bad Brew Crew
I thought it was about time I featured another Menu Disk, and here we have the 48th release by Bad Brew Crew. The menu itself is good with their logo, scroller and some rather nice digi-music to enjoy before deciding which game to play. There are two options, Skull & Crossbones and California Games, for the Extreme fans!
Demozoo and Atari Legend have more from the Bad Brew Crew incl. downloads!
Onto the games, and I remembered liking Skull & Crossbones as I have always enjoyed hack 'n slashers, and this one features pirates! Surely a win? Anyhow, I doubt I would have ever booted up California games back in the day because joystick-waggle and/or athletics isn't exactly something that interests me.
I guess this menu disk is a perfect choice to experience something new and familiar...
~~~ Skull & Crossbones ~~~
Hoist The Jolly Roger!
I need a parrot on my shoulder, and speak every sentence with an "ARRR!". For we are about to hit the high seas for an exciting swashbuckling adventure with nasty pirates, treasure, and fair maidens in need of rescuing. ARRR matey, a wizard has stolen our booty, and we need to get it back ARRR!! This shouldn't be hard, as pirates are crippled with a wooden leg and missing an eye? ARRR, so let's kill all the scurvy scum ARRR!!
I think we should drop the ARRRs... Skull & Crossbones is based on the arcade game that had us frantically battling pirates with nothing more than our trusty sword. We are 'One Eye' and have suffered a humiliating theft of our booty by a wizard. Wizards and pirates, what an odd combination, but let's crack on and play!
We cannot begin this without seeing a screenshot! So, here ya' go...

Maybe it's just me, but I thought Hulk Hogan had seen better days!
Time to be Errol Flynn!
Skull & Crossbones is basically a 2D platformer for one or two players. Yup, two people can take part at once, which is superb. The adventure begins on our ship, which has been boarded by a couple of pirate goons that need slicing and dicing. Then we can jump aboard the wizard's ship, but that crafty magician blasted us back onto our ship - in time to watch your booty stash disappear before your very eyes.
Each level is basically the same with different graphics, but it's fun repeatedly killing a barrage of sea-faring enemies: pirates, soldiers, ninjas, and even a few silly monsters. Oddly, getting around each level is cumbersome for a 2D fighter and feels trickier than it should. You are able to move in all four directions with attacking and blocking moves. Just bang on the fire button whilst moving in a particular direction:
Attacking
Pressing the fire button and moving left/right plunges your sword in their chest.
Pressing the fire button and moving up + left/right pokes them up their noses!Blocking
Pressing the fire button and pushing up performs an upwards block.
Pressing the fire button and pushing down performs a downwards block.Also
Pressing and holding down the fire button turns Red Eye around.
I even managed to stab backwards once or twice in my blind panic!
Apparently there are a couple of special moves which I never managed to suss out.

A few hopeful, unresponsive jabs and poof!! Yep, a pirate goes up in smoke.
Argh, I'm dead. Again!
Now that you're clued up in the art of battle, you should practice because this is a tough game to master. Each enemy can attack in turn, which prevents the screen from getting cluttered or confusing. Killed enemies drop treasure to reclaim. However, the bigger guys are hard to defeat, like the executioner and an annoying pirate hiding inside a barrel. I found both of these irritatingly difficult and managed to lose many lives!
Watch the health meter; the more hits you sustain, the more blood pumps out from your bleeding wounds (which is pretty cool). What's not cool is the game's terrible difficulty, thanks to its cumbersome and sluggish controls. Attacking is quite basic and gets repetitive after a while, plus I didn't care for the defence moves, which offer little benefit. However, I guess there's only so much a one-buttoned joystick can do?
The concept is enjoyable and follows the arcade well. Killing pirates is fun, but I felt the difficulty was too great from the second stage. Those soldiers are tough nuts and attack with great speed, which feels unfair. Enabling a trainer helped, and I managed to reach the third stage, which was a painstaking journey.
With a little tweaking and thought, never mind!! Let's see another screenshot...

Eventually, I'm back up on deck, and there's a girl who needs rescuing. Yep, I'm in!
Graphics and Sounds
Skull and Crossbones is cartoony with colourful locations and detailed sprites. Sadly, it bombs when actually playing thanks to jerky scrolling and dreadful animation. The scrolling often works against the player from the start - jumping onboard the wizard's ship leaves you open to attack by pirates still offscreen!
Sound effects are basic, but the music is literally brilliant with excellent chiptunes by Matt Furniss.
Looks good, moves bad, sounds great. Hmm, we need a screenshot...

We're now plundering a castle, and this big fella is nigh on impossible to kill. I'm losing interest...
The CryptO'pinion?
Skull & Crossbones looks the part and could have been a great release with more effort. Sadly, the stodgy controls ruin what might have been; not only is it incredibly sluggish, but One Eye is awkward to manoeuvre. I had fun, but the difficulty, later on, was way off and ruined any chance of progress.
The best thing about Skull & Crossbones is the two-player option, which is a brilliant addition and certainly helped compensate for its shortcomings. Unfortunately, I'm getting a distinct whiff of a lame port, which is incredibly disappointing. Golden Axe, Guardian Angel and Double Dragon III are all better choices.
BMX? I'll stick with my Grifter!
I remember the advert with the girl's legs for this sporty Epyx released back in 1989. Sadly, I never played the game as I'm not a fan of such things, so I must admit I'm quite sceptical about booting it up.
Athletics isn't something I like, and I remembered breaking my Quickshot II joystick playing Daley Tompson's Decathlon back in the mid-80s. How pointless! But upon booting up California Games, I was presented with an array of alternative events, which was a pleasant surprise for this couch potato!
In light of that revelation, we should take a gander at the first screenshot...
Run, Jump and Throw Something... Yawn?
No, none of that boring stuff here, California Games has taken a different approach with a handful of unexpected events. All are different from each other, which is something I liked the sound of. I mean, frisbee throwing? I never saw that one coming, but I gotta admit I like the style of these Californians!
One-eight players can take part in six extreme events: surfing, skateboarding and BMX biking. Executing each event properly earns you the most points, and it's all about the highest scores in this tournament.
Half Pipe Skateboarding
Here we push up when the skater is going up the ramp and push down when, well, I think you get it? Moving left/right or pressing the fire button just at the right time will perform stunts like a hand plant or kick turn. It's all rather childish and probably one of the least stimulating games imaginable yet, I quite liked it!
Foot Bag
This is one of the most peculiar sporting games I would never have imagined to be real. Imagine a soccer player keeping the ball in the air - but with a little bag. And that's about it. What a lame event but the ST does a grand job of trying to make it fun. It's all rather silly and quite difficult timing your movements just at the right moment. Oddly entertaining and I enjoyed it, but try not to his the seagulls (lol brilliant!!)
Surfing
Now we're talking. This is about the only sport I associate with California and it doesn't disappoint. The learning curve is possibly the highest of all the games but, don't give up because riding these waves is exhilarating. Who would have thought that balancing on a board in shark-infested waters would be enjoyable? Plus we don't need to worry about trying to slip into a wetsuit on a beach of perfect bodies.
Roller Skating
I expected this game to suck, but it didn't. As an event, it's pretty weak and possibly the easiest but that didn't stop me from enjoying it. Pushing up/down gains speed and then you need to avoid or hop over hazards like pavement cracks! Yeah... Okay, this is nothing special but I possibly played it the most?
BMX Racing
Now we're talking, blokes with bikes in the dirt! A game with easy controls to master and a course that's fun and great to play. Sometimes it gets a little too tight, which is unfair, so that's when my man ends up eating the dirt. The physics are pretty terrible but I kept on coming back for more and I'm sure you will too!
Flying Disk
Somehow this kiddy game is now a serious event? Anyhow, along with Surfing, this is a tough one to master thanks to the controls - it took ages to stop dropping the frisbee on my feet!! Not to mention the art of successfully throwing it far enough. Hmm, feels like Frisbee version of Leaderboard to me!
Joystick Waggling Fun?
Thankfully, you won't break your joystick with this game, as each event requires a specific control with precise timings to perform certain actions or stunts. However, you should ignore any temptation to jump straight in. It won't happen. Practice first and learn what to do with each event; it's harder than you realise.
However, as each event is different, so are the controls. There is little consistency; each has its own style and technique to master. I admit to being a bit of a geek(!), so I made notes to remind me what to do and when. This worked, but I admit the irregularity makes for a weird learning curve greater than I imagined.
I'm not sure about over-complicating anything, so let's have another screenshot to view...
Graphics and Sounds
Graphically, it's okay with summer backdrops and interesting locations, but I got the impression it was limited by its 8-bit roots. Summer Olympiad is much nicer, but the BMX and Frisbee stages are good with decent scrolling. I liked the attention to detail that makes each background entertaining - seagulls flying dangerously close, people boating, sharks and creepy critters lurking underneath the skateboarding pipe. Nice touches!
The in-game sound effects are often a weird mix of chip and samples, which works fine, albeit without blowing you away. Music is by the late, great Ben Daglish and proves that chiptunes will live forever.
Who cares about graphics? Well, maybe me, as I've got another screenshot...
The CryptO'pinion?
The concept of "extreme" sports for the Atari ST has proved to be a cracking idea, and I feel Epyx executed it well. The sheer variety of mixed events is a splendid change from the usual sorts. Getting grabs with each game's controls is the biggest challenge, but stick with it and make yourself some basic notes!
California Games will appeal to everyone, whether you enjoy sports or not. Trust me, I'm a couch potato, so I know. Ultimately, it will shine brightest when the family are gathered around your Atari ST, compared to plodding through solo. An excellent game, and it's a nice surprise to boot up something different.
~~~ The Ultimate CryptO'pinion? ~~~
The Bad Brew Crew never released a dodgy disk, and BBC #48 is no exception. As for content, this is a decent floppy disk, which I've thoroughly enjoyed from the moment I heard the intro's music. Although there are only two games on the disk, each is huge and offers a fantastic opportunity for multiplayer fun.
Of course, Skull & Crossbones was a dreadful Amiga port, but it's actually a million times better with a friend. California Games is superb, even though a part of me still cannot believe it's based on real events! I think Epyx produced an excellent game which I highly recommend, especially with friends & family.
But now y'all need to scroll all the way back up to the top for the download links... :^)

































