Fancy playing something weird?
So, we begin at an odd city and are two special agents - who are controlled at the same time (yeah, I don't get it either, but let's crack on). Okay, they're hardly Mulder and Scully, but these guys have been informed about a gifted scientist, Dr Bakterius. He is being held prisoner by a terrorist organisation called OMP. Yup, I guess it's our job to free him, but why is there always an evil scientist on the loose?
Brace yourself. This is going to be a bumpy ride, so let's take a look at a couple of screenshots...
Terrorists are causing trouble again, so let's plod through the city looking for clues... I think?
I must admit, the graphics are quite shocking, but the character sprites are kinda cool.
Let's play something different, you said?
The city is viewed from above, and exploring that is quite a weird and very confusing experience, if I'm brutally honest. Watch out for odd characters lurking in the streets - contact usually ends in a brawl for some insane reason I cannot figure out. Finding a cop won't help because they just disappear (like in real life). I wandered around for a while until a car suddenly appeared, seemingly there to run us down (and it will).
By chance, I entered the sewers through a manhole and found myself in a place that reminded me of an old ZX Spectrum game, Maziacs. I pottered about, dodging rats and silly cats, but there wasn't much else of interest other than to seek out an exit. At this point I was wondering WTH. Anyhow, bumping into the walls displays a menu with two useless options, so I assumed I needed to previously hunt down items from the city above? However, I found nothing in the three games I recorded. Yes, three.
Aesthetically, this game sucks. It's almost like my Atari ST has been transformed into an Amstrad because of the poor visuals made from amateur artwork. Also, the animations are really suspect, and whoever created their shuffling walk (during the sewers scenes) should be shot!! That said, some of the sprites are kinda cute, and those brawls are a neat, cartoon-like touch. However, this isn't a game you'll boot up to show your friends (lol). Sadly, the YM2149 blurts out little more than the odd scratchy effect and footsteps. Very poor.
This now leads me to a couple more screenshots with humorous sprites like this cat...
The sewers are bad but not as much as our shuffling walk, which is odd.
The CryptO'pinion?
Well, that was certainly one of the most unusual Atari ST games that I have ever attempted to play. It's quite confusing with lots of careless walking about. Little makes any sense, so you basically wonder, wondering what to do and where to go. Whilst you attempt to figure it out, a car appears to run you down!
Nah, this game didn't give a good vibe. Pretty much a terrible game.


































